Post by JNR on Mar 18, 2014 14:20:28 GMT -6
In a city where ice fishing reigns supreme as favorite sport...
Where the resident basketball fans have only known sadness and torture...
There came a man to save the day and bring brightness to the Minneapolis skyline...
And here's here to answer your questions. INTRODUCING...
Where the resident basketball fans have only known sadness and torture...
There came a man to save the day and bring brightness to the Minneapolis skyline...
And here's here to answer your questions. INTRODUCING...
The JNR: THE J! N! R!!!!!!!!!
What? No...I was going to introduce Chris Webber. You know, the only good person on your shitty roster.
The JNR: Did you mean to say great and the filter changed it to shitty?
No.
The JNR: Shut up! We're going to be better this year.
You'd have to be. You guys were lucky the Mavs GM is a worse GM than you are.
The JNR: Yeah, he is pretty awful.
The worst, really.
The JNR: But things will be different this year.
Eh, I dunno, he thinks his team is good but I bet they'll suck again.
The JNR: No, I was talking about me.
Oh, no, you'll be even worse.
The JNR: Fuck you! I'll kick your ass.
You know you're arguing with a narrator, right?
The JNR: Whatever. Okay, now that I'm here, does anyone have any questions about my team? And before you ask, NO I WILL NEVER TRADE CHRIS WEBBER, THE CELTICS GM NEEDS TO GO AWAY.
