Post by LoCo89 on Feb 25, 2014 1:13:04 GMT -6
Would you like to hear the good word of Gatling?
You all know the legend. He is the great competitor who was prophesied to come down in the holy land of Van Memphis, riding a great fuzzy tractor, decreed by our great Sim League Gods as the rightful heir to the 6MotY Award in the year of our lord 1993, for which one only needs to not start in more than half of his games. It was said, that while this god-send would be given incredible basketball skill, knowledge, and prowess, this blessed one should have but one flaw. His power and might on the basketball court would only be fully recognized when he would not start and rather came off the bench. So it was decreed by the Gods, so it happened.
Well gentleman, I'm here to tell you that we have all been blessed. For this season, this is the season that was prophesied those many years ago, for this is the season that we have truly seen the great Gatling for what he is. He who this season averaged 20 ppg and 8.5 rebounds; He who brought relentless energy off the bench for the Grizzlies, as was decreed by the Gods, never wavering in that role that was granted to him; He who used his Gods granted ability to propel himself into the upper echelons of our humble League gaining 1st Team Defense & 3rd Team All NBA honors; He who averaged a 58 field goal percentage. Brothers, I come before you to ask, nay beg, that you do what is right, and vote for our savior Gatling. Thank you and may the Sim Gods bless
You all know the legend. He is the great competitor who was prophesied to come down in the holy land of Van Memphis, riding a great fuzzy tractor, decreed by our great Sim League Gods as the rightful heir to the 6MotY Award in the year of our lord 1993, for which one only needs to not start in more than half of his games. It was said, that while this god-send would be given incredible basketball skill, knowledge, and prowess, this blessed one should have but one flaw. His power and might on the basketball court would only be fully recognized when he would not start and rather came off the bench. So it was decreed by the Gods, so it happened.
Well gentleman, I'm here to tell you that we have all been blessed. For this season, this is the season that was prophesied those many years ago, for this is the season that we have truly seen the great Gatling for what he is. He who this season averaged 20 ppg and 8.5 rebounds; He who brought relentless energy off the bench for the Grizzlies, as was decreed by the Gods, never wavering in that role that was granted to him; He who used his Gods granted ability to propel himself into the upper echelons of our humble League gaining 1st Team Defense & 3rd Team All NBA honors; He who averaged a 58 field goal percentage. Brothers, I come before you to ask, nay beg, that you do what is right, and vote for our savior Gatling. Thank you and may the Sim Gods bless
