Post by IamQuailman on Feb 21, 2014 11:13:03 GMT -6
Nominate, pimp out, spread the word about who you think deserves 6th Man of the Year for the 1992-93 season. Remember: to be eligible for this award, the player must have come off the bench more than he started games this past season. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Voting begins Monday post-sim!
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to
word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive
in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually
state their age), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB
drive reader and relay this cool story to them and say "kids, this is what a cool story should look like."
Nominate, pimp out, spread the word about who you think deserves 6th Man of the Year for the 1992-93 season. Remember: to be eligible for this award, the player must have come off the bench more than he started games this past season. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Voting begins Monday post-sim!
I just want to reiterate this. This is the ONLY requirement. Those who say that players who play over 30 mpg aren't "true" or "real" 6th men don't fully grasp the concept of a 6th man. 8 of the last 10 6MOY winners IRL played 30 or more minutes. The two that didn't were Antawn(who averaged 29 mpg) and Ben Gordon(who was a rookie). So feel free to "pull more shit" this year and pimp out your authentic 30+ mpg playing 6th man.
Good thing I'm not commish cause I would take points away from teams that don't start players the quality of Johnson, Gatling, or Newman due to rule 1 section a: Tanking.
Last Edit: Feb 21, 2014 12:06:44 GMT -6 by Soundwave
I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind.
You all know the legend. He is the great competitor who was prophesied to come down in the holy land of Van Memphis, riding a great fuzzy tractor, decreed by our great Sim League Gods as the rightful heir to the 6MotY Award in the year of our lord 1993, for which one only needs to not start in more than half of his games. It was said, that while this god-send would be given incredible basketball skill, knowledge, and prowess, this blessed one should have but one flaw. His power and might on the basketball court would only be fully recognized when he would not start and rather came off the bench. So it was decreed by the Gods, so it happened.
Well gentleman, I'm here to tell you that we have all been blessed. For this season, this is the season that was prophesied those many years ago, for this is the season that we have truly seen the great Gatling for what he is. He who this season averaged 20 ppg and 8.5 rebounds; He who brought relentless energy off the bench for the Grizzlies, as was decreed by the Gods, never wavering in that role that was granted to him; He who used his Gods granted ability to propel himself into the upper echelons of our humble League gaining 1st Team Defense & 3rd Team All NBA honors; He who averaged a 58 field goal percentage. Brothers, I come before you to ask, nay beg, that you do what is right, and vote for our savior Gatling. Thank you and may the Sim Gods bless
You all know the legend. He is the great competitor who was prophesied to come down in the holy land of Van Memphis, riding a great fuzzy tractor, decreed by our great Sim League Gods as the rightful heir to the 6MotY Award in the year of our lord 1993, for which one only needs to not start in more than half of his games. It was said, that while this god-send would be given incredible basketball skill, knowledge, and prowess, this blessed one should have but one flaw. His power and might on the basketball court would only be fully recognized when he would not start and rather came off the bench. So it was decreed by the Gods, so it happened.
Well gentleman, I'm here to tell you that we have all been blessed. For this season, this is the season that was prophesied those many years ago, for this is the season that we have truly seen the great Gatling for what he is. He who this season averaged 20 ppg and 8.5 rebounds; He who brought relentless energy off the bench for the Grizzlies, as was decreed by the Gods, never wavering in that role that was granted to him; He who used his Gods granted ability to propel himself into the upper echelons of our humble League gaining 1st Team Defense & 3rd Team All NBA honors; He who averaged a 58 field goal percentage. Brothers, I come before you to ask, nay beg, that you do what is right, and vote for our savior Gatling. Thank you and may the Sim Gods bless
Lmfao!
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to
word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive
in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually
state their age), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB
drive reader and relay this cool story to them and say "kids, this is what a cool story should look like."