To the GSW, with Love from Kings

[NOLa.]

NEB:

No comma for this greeting this is strictly business. On 12/11/91 Malone put yet another whooping on your fan boy Kemp and what did you do? COWER IN FEAR. Yeah, you might as well blow it up because this is how I pictured your reaction to you losing to my "lowly" Kings.



Best of luck to your team.






















+5 points?

[NOLa.]

Also if I dont get 5 points this goes out to Doug. What happened to you?!?!

[NOLa.]

Bump for ben because I know he's getting home soon and I have to leave.

[bowtothebill23]

Dec 4, 2013 14:53:38 GMT -6 NOLa. said:

Bump for ben because I know he's getting home soon and I have to leave.

Is there an update, or is this just trying to redirect my attention back to the fact that I get to beat up on the kings twice this sim?

[IamQuailman]

AWARDED -5 POINTS! THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION!

[NOLa.]

Dec 4, 2013 15:21:22 GMT -6 bowtothebill23 said:

Dec 4, 2013 14:53:38 GMT -6 NOLa. said:

Bump for ben because I know he's getting home soon and I have to leave.

Is there an update, or is this just trying to redirect my attention back to the fact that I get to beat up on the kings twice this sim?

O RLLY

[NOLa.]

But it's okay, get this over with by tonight and you can heal over the weekend. By then I know you'd have forgotten.

[Deleted]

Lkaers have outscored the Warriors by 87 in 3 games which not pulling mercy rule and resting starters in the 4th.

[NOLa.]

We all know how the fate of the Warriors panned out this season against the Kings and thanks to Balls we now know how unmerciful the mercy rule is when playing rivals. But what's that?

BREAKING NEW IN LA -- RIOTS & FIRE!!!!!!!

OH MY GERD what is going on in LA? After the Kings finished the series matchup against the Lakers with a 3-1 record, the fans back home near Staples Center expressed their anger the only way they know how.



Riots broke out and cars were flipped and set on fire before police and the fire department could make their way through traffic. The officers were met by an angry crowd of people as they screamed to the top of their lungs "WHERE'S THE DEFENSE!?!?!" Unfortunately the few foliage that Los Angeles has caught fire and has spread throughout the city!




The city has already ordered the evacuation of all well-to-do citizens of the surround areas.




The most tragic story from the resulting fires has been the the death of an unknown woman who jumped INTO the fire off a cliff, with her last words being "Why is Larry Johnson so fucking short for a PF?"



We will keep YOU updated as the story progresses. Police are still on the lookout for the first offender who started the fires. Here is a police sketch of the suspect, if you see him please lock yourself and loved ones inside because he's a bad bad man.

[Deleted]

Word out of Sacrmento is the Kings are elated with their 3-1 series victory over the injured Lakers. Word is, they have won the obnly championship they know they can win this season. The Lakers have awarded them with one of their many NBA Championship Trophies and a lifetime achievement award.





When the Kings managment was told it was a replaca, the replied with, " Oh well, this is more than we ever thought we'd win in the first place." 

Along with the fake trophy and the hollow season victory, The Kings threw a meaningless parade for all 5 of the "eccentric" fans.




We're told the next scheduled parade is to celebrate coming in second or "thirdish" in the Pacific.

When reminded of the Kings lack of tradtions, one source was quoted as saying "At least we're not the Warriors".

[NOLa.]

[bowtothebill23]

Thanks for the cheap shots you two. Good job!!!

[NOLa.]

So it has come to this.

[DarthVegito]

Congrats to both of you. Both earned this trip to the semis. Good luck to both of you.

[78]

A Northern Cali battle.

[NOLa.]

<3

[bowtothebill23]

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