Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to
word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive
in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually
state their age), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB
drive reader and relay this cool story to them and say "kids, this is what a cool story should look like."
