Golden State Warriors Announcement

[bowtothebill23]

Welcome everyone. After an exciting season, the Golden State Warriors are pleased to announce some changes being made. First of all, we have found a new owner: Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, a multi-billionaire who's become rich selling children on the black market.



Javaris has decided to relocate the team to Mexico City. We want to thank the city of Oakland, but we feel this gives us the best opportunity to expand and appeal to an international crowd.



With the move, we have built a new stadium. This beauty has a capacity of 130,000 and features an underground hotel and hospital.



Finally, the naming rights of the stadium was awarded to Kum & Go convenient store. The stadium will be known as "The Kum & Go Pantheon: The House That Neb Built."



We appreciate the respect of the league in our decisions. ¡Va Guerreros!

[NOLa.]

Tenochtitlan Warriors? Has a ring to it...

Bow's new mascot/lover

[bowtothebill23]

Nov 3, 2013 21:09:54 GMT -6 NOLa. said:

Tenochtitlan Warriors? Has a ring to it...

Bow's new mascot/lover

As great as that sounds... We will also be rebranding shortly.

[IamQuailman]

I literally laughed out loud at work. First time I've smiled since losing game 7. "The House that Neb built..." lmao Thanks Neb

[Soundwave]

Nov 3, 2013 21:09:54 GMT -6 NOLa. said:

Tenochtitlan Warriors? Has a ring to it...

Bow's new mascot/lover

Is that a flaming pizza?

I guess it goes along with all the other flaming in this pic.

It also reminds me of another team's new mascot.
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Nov 4, 2013 10:37:04 GMT -6 IamQuailman said:

I literally laughed out loud at work. First time I've smiled since losing game 7. "The House that Neb built..." lmao Thanks Neb

if it makes you feel any better I'll prolly get my ass handed to me this round.lol

[IamQuailman]

Nov 4, 2013 11:18:42 GMT -6 @ssj2gohan said:

Nov 4, 2013 10:37:04 GMT -6 IamQuailman said:

I literally laughed out loud at work. First time I've smiled since losing game 7. "The House that Neb built..." lmao Thanks Neb

if it makes you feel any better I'll prolly get my ass handed to me this round.lol

Just do what you do! Admiral is a beast

[bowtothebill23]

Nov 4, 2013 10:37:04 GMT -6 IamQuailman said:

I literally laughed out loud at work. First time I've smiled since losing game 7. "The House that Neb built..." lmao Thanks Neb

Anytime

[IamQuailman]

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