Post by thesyndicate on Dec 22, 2014 12:56:38 GMT -6
A dark shadowy figure moves towards the stage. The crowd is uncomfortable, pensive, on-edge. Suddenly a sound fades-in eerily in the background. "Is that?" "Could it be?" come the muted whispers in the audience. It slowly gets louder and more rhythmic. "Yes! It is!"
The sound: 'Hmmmmm' 'Hmmmhmmm, hmmhmmm, *boom boom boom boom*
Whispers: It's Matthew McConaughey - It's Leo. No. That's not exactly Leo the actor. It's Leo Belfort? He's transformed into Jordan Belfort. He's Bank rolling the Nuggets? It all makes sense! That explains why they're just throwing money away.
-Editors Note- I actually just wanted to use this thread to highlighted the incredible selection of GIFs that this film generated.
Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen-
Whispers: How the fuck did-
MB: Your 1998-1999 Denver
Whispers: Michael Buffer get invited to th-
MB: Nuggets Cheerleaders!
Whispers:
Leo Belfort: Hi everyone, I'll fill in some blanks for you, as I'm sure you're wondering just what the fuck has been going on this offseason. First of all, I think we'll all feel better after a little pick-me-up. You'll find mirrors and coke under each seat. *snorts line* I'm really excited to be here. When The Syndicate first asked me to GM this team I thought "Who the fuck are you? Why do I feel uncomfortable?" But then he had some associates bring what I can only describe as a shit-ton of drugs over. And then I thought, "Yeah okay. I can work with this guy."
But I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. So I got this Horry guy and this European dude. Because, like me. They have range, versatility, can take on different roles.
Then I was like - Well fuck it. Let's bring on the Admiral cuz I like boats.
I was pretty disappointed in our announcing crew last year. So I worked to bring Reggie Miller to town as the color man for this year. $5.4 Million might seem steep, but he's really one of the best announ-
*Crowd murmurs and one reporter raises his hand*
Leo: Out already? Jerkins, get that man more coke!
Reporter: No, sir. All due respect, it looks like Reggie is on your actual roster, you're $10m over the cap. And you had 3 players lose blue current status in training camp.
Leo:
*Drops Mic - Walks off Stage*
So, um, questions?