New Jersey Nets Preseason Media Day

[rpf]

Welcome everyone to the media day for the New Jersey Nets. We would like to take the opportunity to congratulate the Dallas Mavericks on winning the championship last season. Now on to the good stuff.

Last season we started it was a rough start but we stayed true the to vision our coach had for us and started to come together. The All Star came and went, that is when all hell broke loose in the organization. We had rumors of players sleeping with other players wives, sex tape scandals and even some over eating during games (Chris Christie). We lost Nate McMillan, Danny Ferry and the mighty Marty Conlon. We would like to wish them good luck this season but not against us.

We added another veteran point guard in Mark Jackson to be part of the duel threat at that position. We were fortunate to re-sign Isaiah Rider and he was very unselfish to not need max money. We also have Antoine Walker coming off a great rookie season and Juwan Howard who is really coming into his own. We hope this is the season we return to the playoffs.

We will now have a performance of New Jersey's own.....

We will now open the floor for questions, just not stupid ass ones. Before we go we have a message from another one of New Jersey's sons.

[J2]

After years of being tossed around the trade block, Reggie Lewis is now an expiring, and he still looks like he can contribute. With your team turning into an impressive blend of youth and veterans, what is his role, or is he still on the chopping block?

And what's with the rumor that you guys are going to abandon Jersey, move to Brooklyn, and steal hated rival Eazy's team colors?

[Bowser]

June Bug Johnson San Antonio Sentinel - Do you see your current team competing for the division title this year? What will we see different from this team this year? Will pooh's minute decrease with the addition of Jackson? 

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Oct 23, 2014 11:10:12 GMT -6 J2 said:

After years of being tossed around the trade block, Reggie Lewis is now an expiring, and he still looks like he can contribute. With your team turning into an impressive blend of youth and veterans, what is his role, or is he still on the chopping block?

And what's with the rumor that you guys are going to abandon Jersey, move to Brooklyn, and steal hated rival Eazy's team colors?

We think Reggie will excel on the 1st man off the bench. He has been a total pro here in Jersey and we expect nothing less from him. No comment on a potential move but we would like to address some of the issues in the Meadowlands Arena.

[rpf]

Oct 23, 2014 11:23:18 GMT -6 Bowser said:

June Bug Johnson San Antonio Sentinel - Do you see your current team competing for the division title this year? What will we see different from this team this year? Will pooh's minute decrease with the addition of Jackson? 

Thats the goal every season and this year is no different. We now have a 2 headed monster at the PG position and we will go with the better matchup, some games that'll be Pooh and others it will be Mark.

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Sterling Archer from eazy's moms house. Yes that's Tuna you smell not vagina. Would you say you're building your team around rider or rider and walker ? I guess what I'm asking is, are you a single or double headed dildo guy?

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Oct 23, 2014 12:37:47 GMT -6 ballsohard said:

Sterling Archer from eazy's moms house. Yes that's Tuna you smell not vagina. Would you say you're building your team around rider or rider and walker ? I guess what I'm asking is, are you a single or double headed dildo guy?