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Post by Nick Malone 77 on Oct 23, 2013 17:59:44 GMT -6
Shit, I know I'm the newest guy here coming in all easy and taking over a playoff-made team and all, but why do I seem to be not impressed? Maybe I've beaten on some teams that have no hope (like the Bulls and 76'ers), some teams that have no help (Like Washington & Cleveland), and honestly teams that should be doing a lot better than they are currently at (Like Dallas and the Warriors). Should I feel guilty if my team wins it all for making it seem so easy with Nick Anderson and Derek Harper?
Is it my fault for taking over a team I did not create and had no prior knowledge of how this thing worked when I was given an introduction?
Why all the questions?
I can't help but feel like my toughest challenge in the Eastern Conference is the Milwaukee Bucks with Dominique and even they I whopped up pretty good recently. This team only has 7 losses in the last two months and this team may have veteran experience with Robert Parish of actually winning a championship in teams that are ahead of me. Nick Anderson is a star at his young and tender age and he is the future of Basketball with Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, David Robinson and Hakeem but even he wasn't voted to the All Star game. I just shake my head silently as I watched others get voted in and represent their team while my guys just got to sat back and take it all in.
When it comes down to business, Indiana will always be a really good B+ team with Patrick Ewing at the helm but B+ doesn't get you a Championship. It gets you a playoff exit in the second round.
You can come get to know me and I'll be cool to chat for a conversation or two but at the end of the day, The Pelicans will be the one flying high and shitting on ya from the sky.
If I win this years Championship, I'll just continue to not be impressed.
Nick Malone -- Charlotte Pelicans.
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Post by jhow0036 on Oct 23, 2013 19:16:51 GMT -6
That team with no help (cavs) said goodbye as they look at you in their rear view mirror.  |
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Post by Conroy on Oct 23, 2013 20:32:43 GMT -6
Why am I not surprised that the Celtics were left out of this cute little post oh yeah 3-1 against the pellies. Rodman wouldn't even show up in a wedding dress for Robert Parrish's old ass
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Post by IamQuailman on Oct 23, 2013 21:12:09 GMT -6
Why am I not surprised that the Celtics were left out of this cute little post oh yeah 3-1 against the pellies. Rodman wouldn't even show up in a wedding dress for Robert Parrish's old ass Shhhh... Weren't you taught not to talk with your mouth full (CFD) |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 21:33:11 GMT -6
Well everyone, I wanted to take this time to say thank you Nick Malone for allowing us into a very important moment into your life with this revelation.  There’s few things so intimate we get to see like this, but I was proud to be apart of you “My First pwned Session”. I could really see you took your time with your etch-a-sketch to draw this one out.  Listen, we don’t need you to point out that you took a gift-wrapped box unwrapped it and got your toy out of the box. Congratulations, here is your certificate for participation.  The fact is, you’re bragging about being in 4th place in your division and being a whole 3 games over a GM who has told himself he was the great one so many times he actually believes it. Yes this is a GM who lead his division for 5 games in the course of 7 seasons and considers himself the “great one” that you’re competing with. Congratulations, here’s another participation badge; you and soundwave can have a little get together with your middle tier teams and see which one can get bucked by the Buck’s Quail in the playoffs first. Because let’s be honest you don’t seem to be a big bird hunter in this equation and just seem like hawk bait at this point.  How about you take some advice from a vet like Rockets78 who’s actually won his division and let the sim submit your line-up or Beeball and sulk until you get the number 1 player in the draft until you do something far more impressive in this league, like say finish third place in your division. Now, I know what you’re going to say, who is this guy? I bet he thinks he’s a real internet hardass. Guess what, you’re right, I am and I’ll happily sit behind this computer screen and make deflating comments about your colossal ineptness in regards to offending the competition. Next time you decide to do this, let’s bring a little heat to the discussion, and I’m not talking about the mild hot sauce packets from taco bell.  I’m talking about real heat, like the fire you’re going to feel when the Ewing stabbing you with his meat stick in the first round of the playoffs. Maybe you don’t know what I’m talking about now, but you will very soon. Good luck.  |
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Post by IamQuailman on Oct 23, 2013 22:17:14 GMT -6
And this sim league is OFFICIALLY underway
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Post by beeballoversohard on Oct 23, 2013 23:39:34 GMT -6
He just compared you to me... Burn
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Post by WigNosy on Oct 24, 2013 0:23:53 GMT -6
I can't help but feel like my toughest challenge in the Eastern Conference is the Milwaukee Bucks with Dominique and even they I whopped up pretty good recently. This team only has 7 losses in the last two months and this team may have veteran experience with Robert Parish of actually winning a championship in teams that are ahead of me. Nick Anderson is a star at his young and tender age and he is the future of Basketball with Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, David Robinson and Hakeem but even he wasn't voted to the All Star game. I just shake my head silently as I watched others get voted in and represent their team while my guys just got to sat back and take it all in. The Grumpy Oldlanta Hawks and their hairless cat owner are unimpressed by your computer-fied trash talking. We are old-school (or is it just old?) and figure we will let our actions do the talking.  |
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Post by PaulyP on Oct 24, 2013 2:03:22 GMT -6
You're best frontcourt player is old as fuck and the rest suck. All you have is Anderson and Harper to a lesser degree. You're team will be garbage in a couple years and my "B+ team" will be a perennial playoff squad, so yeah get used to being behind me in the standings, let me know how my ass tastes.
Sincerely,
The Indiana Pacers Organization
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Post by bojangles837 on Oct 24, 2013 2:22:16 GMT -6
Meh. You tried. That's all that matters I guess.
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Post by NOLa. on Oct 24, 2013 7:24:09 GMT -6
It's too damn early to look at furless balls and ass lmao
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Post by IamQuailman on Oct 24, 2013 8:11:48 GMT -6
Seriously, I looked at that picture for about 10-15 minutes and could not figure out what I was looking at. Some alien species?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 8:16:43 GMT -6
That's a big fucking sack for a cat.
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Post by NOLa. on Oct 24, 2013 8:20:18 GMT -6
Cat pron?  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 8:41:09 GMT -6
Is that the making of a Liger?
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credit loco for photoshop
