Post by logpmess on Aug 4, 2014 14:25:40 GMT -6
In this final SIM of the 1994-1995 season, the Miami Heat have the unfortunate opportunity to face the Los Angeles Clippers. Here is a preview of what we expect to see from the Clippers on that fateful night.
Latrell Sprewell is going to start off the evening taking a shit on the court with his terrible play. When we say terrible, we mean that he will play so badly that it will put Hakeem to the floor.
With Hakeem out with a broken hip from the landing, the Clippers will be relying on always styling' and profilin' Rex Chapman to score points.
Nick Van Exel is going to be so distracted by that sweater that he is going to be saying "Come On Man" instead of protecting the basketball.
Which leaves one last player on the court. Terry Mills. Once the food vendors start rounding the arena, Terry will have eyes for only one thing: cotton candy.
This play is what people call "basketball" underneath that sorry GM gmessi. Absolutely pathetic. Apparently they only allow that classy of people to run the Clippers. I can't wait for 2014 so that he can sell the team and we can have a real franchise we can refer to as LAC.
Latrell Sprewell is going to start off the evening taking a shit on the court with his terrible play. When we say terrible, we mean that he will play so badly that it will put Hakeem to the floor.
With Hakeem out with a broken hip from the landing, the Clippers will be relying on always styling' and profilin' Rex Chapman to score points.
Nick Van Exel is going to be so distracted by that sweater that he is going to be saying "Come On Man" instead of protecting the basketball.
Which leaves one last player on the court. Terry Mills. Once the food vendors start rounding the arena, Terry will have eyes for only one thing: cotton candy.
This play is what people call "basketball" underneath that sorry GM gmessi. Absolutely pathetic. Apparently they only allow that classy of people to run the Clippers. I can't wait for 2014 so that he can sell the team and we can have a real franchise we can refer to as LAC.
