Post by DarthVegito on Mar 18, 2014 14:54:15 GMT -6
Don't be that guy who gets traped first this season. I don't think there is enough trape awareness in these parts. That is what I'm here to do. Raise awareness. Trape is real and it can happen to you. Don't be foolish into thinking it can't. Think about it...Late one night your sitting behind your computer, Skype chat is quiet, no one is replying to your PMs. You get a bit lonely, you want someone to talk to. Then all of the sudden..BOOM!!! You have 1 new message! Oh it's a trade offer. In your altered state of mind you begin to think that the trade is not too bad. You reply with, "let me think it over." You start to talk yourself into it.Thinking it's actually a good trade, but it's not. It's probably a very big mistake that harms your teams current and future status, not to mention could swing the balance of power in the entire league! Yes, it is that serious.
There are so many predators out there who are looking to pounce on anyone that looks vulnerable. This is why I am instituting a new system. It's very similar to the "buddy system" your teachers used to tell you about(or still tell you about if your still in school). The difference with this system is that if you are a trape victim or think you could be one some day, I want your buddy to be a trapist. I know what your wondering, why would I want your buddy to be the very thing we're trying to avoid. Well the answer is simple. The problem with this entire epidemic is you, the victim. I know you've been told before that it's not your fault. Those were lies! It was your fault. All your fault. You allowed this to happen. You are solely to blame.
But wait, stop, please, don't start crying. I'm here to help you, honest. I want you to become a trapist too. And now your thinking, why would one want to become the very thing we hate. Well that answer is simple too. It's you whom we hate. The guy who creates champs out of thin air, the guy who gifts that fringe playoff team their final piece to the puzzle. We want to help you. I want to help you. I will teach you to become one of us, searching, smelling, tasting your next victim. Until the entire league becomes trapists, we will not have balance. There will then be no one to trape, at that point a fair trading market can develop. I urge you fellow trapists, take a trape victim under your wing. Teach them the ways of the trape. Sure it may hinder your progression in the short term, but the future of this league depends on our success.
There are so many predators out there who are looking to pounce on anyone that looks vulnerable. This is why I am instituting a new system. It's very similar to the "buddy system" your teachers used to tell you about(or still tell you about if your still in school). The difference with this system is that if you are a trape victim or think you could be one some day, I want your buddy to be a trapist. I know what your wondering, why would I want your buddy to be the very thing we're trying to avoid. Well the answer is simple. The problem with this entire epidemic is you, the victim. I know you've been told before that it's not your fault. Those were lies! It was your fault. All your fault. You allowed this to happen. You are solely to blame.
But wait, stop, please, don't start crying. I'm here to help you, honest. I want you to become a trapist too. And now your thinking, why would one want to become the very thing we hate. Well that answer is simple too. It's you whom we hate. The guy who creates champs out of thin air, the guy who gifts that fringe playoff team their final piece to the puzzle. We want to help you. I want to help you. I will teach you to become one of us, searching, smelling, tasting your next victim. Until the entire league becomes trapists, we will not have balance. There will then be no one to trape, at that point a fair trading market can develop. I urge you fellow trapists, take a trape victim under your wing. Teach them the ways of the trape. Sure it may hinder your progression in the short term, but the future of this league depends on our success.
Along with tanking, rebuilding, resetting, unmonitored free agent bidding, and unassisted draft selections. Sorry guys.