Post by Soundwave on Jan 16, 2014 13:30:32 GMT -6
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, The People's Basketball Sim League proudly brings to you it's Best GM in the woooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrllllllllld! Mr. Sound Wave!
Mr. Sound Wave:
Um, thanks announcer guy, but that was overdoing it just a bit. I don't believe that I, or the Toronto Raptors have earned that label. Yet. But we plan on it.
Welcome all to the Grandest Stage of them all, the Toronto Raptors media relations shindig. You all know me, or at least my reputation, so I believe that no further introductions are necessary. Let's get down to business shall we.
I guess you guys want to know about our offseason huh? Well it was an interesting one.
After our first round exit from the playoffs we were very much looking forward to the lottery. We didn't hit deuces like we had hoped and ended up picking in a spot where we felt we could get a really good player but also where the trade demands dropped off. We were happy to select Jon Barry with the 9th pick since we had identified SG as our weakest position. His potential is massive and we firmly believe that the sim gods will undo the neutering performed by assistant commissioner BallsokilledJonBarry. Then came a very interesting dilemma with our 14th pick. After taking a SG at 9, it was widely assumed we would go bigger at this spot, but Hubert Davis stood out as too good to reach for another position. Our draft board had significantly dropped off after him, so we made the controversial pick. We are thrilled to have him as we will not have to change anything up when the bench gets on the floor.
Enter Free Agency.
We had no main target as a free agent but would have liked to retain the services of Otis Thorpe. He decided to take a few more dollars per year on a smaller term contract that we had offered from the Bucks. This left us somewhat surprised but mildly relieved as to not have to overpay a declining older player. Most of our other targets signed elsewhere as we were reluctant to overpay any free agent in this class. This franchise has always been known (with only one famous exception) to get good value with contracts. We believe this is our biggest strength and it helped in landing a huge piece in Tim Legler.
Before we finish, let's take a quick commercial break.....
After the first sim, it was time to make some moves. Isiah Thomas was a pleasure to have on this team last season but was not a part of our long term plans. The organization had a meeting and agreed that the core of our team is not yet set so the best way to move forward was by collecting assets. Isiah was traded for a couple of first round picks which is double what we gave up for him so we considered this a win for our future. We also believed that the only way Greg Anthony could make the leap was to step out of the shadow cast by one of the game's greats.
We were able to fill in a few more depth spots in free agency but felt something was missing. With a gluttony of depth of guys who can play the 2, we traded Mad Max for a guy that, quoting another GM, "could be a younger, cheaper Otis Thorpe."
So now let's introduce our current Toronto Raptors.......
Mr. Sound Wave:
Let me introduce first, our newest acquisition, The man, the myth, the legend, the infamous Charles Oakley...
Charles Oakley:
I pity the fool.
Mr. Sound Wave:
Ummmmm, Charles. Thats Mr.T.
Charles Oakley:
Hmmmm Did I do that?
Mr. Sound Wave:
Now that's Urkel
Charles Oakley:
Shut up Cracker.
Mr. Sound Wave:
Ok, let's move on. Now we will just take questions from you guys here. And by we, I mean myself and our new assistant coach Greg Popovich.
Any Questions guys?
Mr. Sound Wave:
Um, thanks announcer guy, but that was overdoing it just a bit. I don't believe that I, or the Toronto Raptors have earned that label. Yet. But we plan on it.
Welcome all to the Grandest Stage of them all, the Toronto Raptors media relations shindig. You all know me, or at least my reputation, so I believe that no further introductions are necessary. Let's get down to business shall we.
I guess you guys want to know about our offseason huh? Well it was an interesting one.
After our first round exit from the playoffs we were very much looking forward to the lottery. We didn't hit deuces like we had hoped and ended up picking in a spot where we felt we could get a really good player but also where the trade demands dropped off. We were happy to select Jon Barry with the 9th pick since we had identified SG as our weakest position. His potential is massive and we firmly believe that the sim gods will undo the neutering performed by assistant commissioner BallsokilledJonBarry. Then came a very interesting dilemma with our 14th pick. After taking a SG at 9, it was widely assumed we would go bigger at this spot, but Hubert Davis stood out as too good to reach for another position. Our draft board had significantly dropped off after him, so we made the controversial pick. We are thrilled to have him as we will not have to change anything up when the bench gets on the floor.
Enter Free Agency.
We had no main target as a free agent but would have liked to retain the services of Otis Thorpe. He decided to take a few more dollars per year on a smaller term contract that we had offered from the Bucks. This left us somewhat surprised but mildly relieved as to not have to overpay a declining older player. Most of our other targets signed elsewhere as we were reluctant to overpay any free agent in this class. This franchise has always been known (with only one famous exception) to get good value with contracts. We believe this is our biggest strength and it helped in landing a huge piece in Tim Legler.
Before we finish, let's take a quick commercial break.....
After the first sim, it was time to make some moves. Isiah Thomas was a pleasure to have on this team last season but was not a part of our long term plans. The organization had a meeting and agreed that the core of our team is not yet set so the best way to move forward was by collecting assets. Isiah was traded for a couple of first round picks which is double what we gave up for him so we considered this a win for our future. We also believed that the only way Greg Anthony could make the leap was to step out of the shadow cast by one of the game's greats.
We were able to fill in a few more depth spots in free agency but felt something was missing. With a gluttony of depth of guys who can play the 2, we traded Mad Max for a guy that, quoting another GM, "could be a younger, cheaper Otis Thorpe."
So now let's introduce our current Toronto Raptors.......
Mr. Sound Wave:
Let me introduce first, our newest acquisition, The man, the myth, the legend, the infamous Charles Oakley...
Charles Oakley:
I pity the fool.
Mr. Sound Wave:
Ummmmm, Charles. Thats Mr.T.
Charles Oakley:
Hmmmm Did I do that?
Mr. Sound Wave:
Now that's Urkel
Charles Oakley:
Shut up Cracker.
Mr. Sound Wave:
Ok, let's move on. Now we will just take questions from you guys here. And by we, I mean myself and our new assistant coach Greg Popovich.
Any Questions guys?