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Post by beeballoversohard on Nov 14, 2013 1:34:11 GMT -6
Hey league,
You all know me You all joke about me You all laugh at me
Due to an unexpected turn of events(my team not winning the lotto), (oh no my laptop) I'm going to have to step down as owner of the Seattle Supersonics. I'll be selling the team for no less than Scott soul. Tray and Doug can suck my balls. Nola gets my first shout out greatest thing that happened to sim league. Loco, Contoy,78 eazy and Bo (here since the begining) were not flashy but understated and I respect you. JNR ohnoso coltsguy keep working. Gmessi use your words. CJ prej get mj a ring or gtfo. Sound, you're the man of the house now. Be a big boy and a huge asshole. Darth, innerRPF and all my other admirers. Be strong. Feel free to shit on my grave, just know ill be lurking for a while.
What will you do without me? What will i do without you?
Sim league forever!
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Post by Conroy on Nov 14, 2013 7:10:49 GMT -6
BeeBall quit and all I got was this lousy post with my name spelled wrong
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Post by TrayWithAnA on Nov 14, 2013 7:18:32 GMT -6
It's been so long since I merited a 'suck my balls.'
Good ride, cowboy. Good ride.
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Post by IamQuailman on Nov 14, 2013 7:58:57 GMT -6
Unforeseen events = not getting top 3 pick?
Seems legit.
Peace
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Post by Inner_GI on Nov 14, 2013 8:04:23 GMT -6
Unforeseen events = not getting top 3 pick? Seems legit. Peace My thoughts exactly... Watch Seattle get the #1 this year coming up and he magically comes back.
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Post by IamQuailman on Nov 14, 2013 8:05:46 GMT -6
Unforeseen events = not getting top 3 pick? Seems legit. Peace My thoughts exactly... Watch Seattle get the #1 this year coming up and he magically comes back. Time to get jjack on the horn!
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Post by 78 on Nov 14, 2013 8:15:36 GMT -6
Is he really gone? That would leave me as the only diva. Not sure if that's a good thing.
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Post by Inner_GI on Nov 14, 2013 8:32:08 GMT -6
Is he really gone? That would leave me as the only diva. Not sure if that's a good thing. You are not a diva. If you were, you would of quit when the lottery didn't go your way after you traded Isiah Thomas for nothing.
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Post by rpf on Nov 14, 2013 8:53:23 GMT -6
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Post by Soundwave on Nov 14, 2013 9:16:38 GMT -6
In all seriousness, I hope everything is ok.
You catch a lot of shit but I think you filled an important role. Every league needs a Beeball.
Just know that you are leaving big shoes to fill. You are the only person I know that can get under Quail's skin like that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 9:29:39 GMT -6
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Post by NOLa. on Nov 14, 2013 9:35:31 GMT -6
You're not leaving for real right?
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Post by beeballoversohard on Nov 14, 2013 11:02:10 GMT -6
BeeBall quit and all I got was this lousy post with my name spelled wrong Sorry hornetsfaninKYjelly, I'll post here for a while, and I'll have to fight the urge not to come back. But I think I set the Sonics up for a good future and it's time to move on. I'm disappointed I couldn't see my rebuild through though.
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Post by beeballoversohard on Nov 14, 2013 11:04:15 GMT -6
In all seriousness, I hope everything is ok. You catch a lot of shit but I think you filled an important role. Every league needs a Beeball. Just know that you are leaving big shoes to fill. You are the only person I know that can get under Quail's skin like that. No no no that's wrong be an asshole! Spit on my grave. Maybe this was a job for RPF. He will have to carry on my legacy. Can you do that for me RPF?
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Post by Soundwave on Nov 14, 2013 12:04:44 GMT -6
In all seriousness, I hope everything is ok. You catch a lot of shit but I think you filled an important role. Every league needs a Beeball. Just know that you are leaving big shoes to fill. You are the only person I know that can get under Quail's skin like that. No no no that's wrong be an asshole! Spit on my grave. Maybe this was a job for RPF. He will have to carry on my legacy. Can you do that for me RPF? Fuck you then. Quit Trolling. I actually show one scrap of human emotion and this is what I get? Bullshit. That's all I smell is Bullshit. I actually figured it would take some drastic change in one of our lives (good or really bad) for one of the original GMs to step down. Should have known better. You are nothing but a fucking quitter. You heard me. Quitter. Good then, take your fucking blankey and go cry somewhere else cause apparently you can't take the heat from the real big boys around here. Even fucking Quail is constantly active despite being locked in a mental institution for repeated uncontrollable public masturbation. Do you see him quitting? No. Darth, poor Darth, battles every day with Tourette's syndrome not to mention has a little Lord Helmet on the way. Do you see him quitting? Fuck no. He appointed himself commish. And Conrad. My God, Conrad. Between having to milk his 3 legged goat and running his uncle Tater's pink lemonade flavored moonshine farm despite the fact that he lost both hands in a horrible noodling accident, it is a fucking miracle he can be with us. Did you know he can also play the banjo with his knubs? It's fucking incredible. He has to walk 8 miles thru hills filled with killer mongooses every day just to be able to get an internet connection so he can knub it out on his keyboard in an effort to put in his own joke of a depth chart. He used to have a guy that ran on a giant hamster wheel to provide electricity for his home but just got the news that slavery was abolished. So there went that. Do you see him quitting? He should, but dammit he won't. So all I have left to say is get off me bitch I'm impotent. In other words, you're too much of an ugly whiny bitch for me to fuck with. Deuces. Soundwave out. That better?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2013 13:15:26 GMT -6
BeeBall quit and all I got was this lousy post with my name spelled wrong at least he posted your name.I don't even get mentioned.under the radar, plan working perfectly
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Post by Conroy on Nov 14, 2013 13:20:44 GMT -6
I love that I'm the northerner of the group and I'm the hillbilly. And don't knock Uncle Tater's pink lemonade moonshine til ya try it.
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Post by JNR on Nov 14, 2013 13:21:52 GMT -6
Hit ya, split ya.
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Post by Nick Malone 77 on Nov 14, 2013 13:40:29 GMT -6
I love that I'm the northerner of the group and I'm the hillbilly. And don't knock Uncle Tater's pink lemonade moonshine til ya try it. Northerner? Unless you're from Boston, I'm a complete stranger to this family and I'm a million miles away from New Orleans and Kentucky here on Long Island. Northerners unite then?
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Post by Soundwave on Nov 14, 2013 13:41:32 GMT -6
I love that I'm the northerner of the group and I'm the hillbilly. And don't knock Uncle Tater's pink lemonade moonshine til ya try it. Wasn't knocking it, giving full credit after your noodling accident. BTW, what is the plural of mongoose?
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Post by Nick Malone 77 on Nov 14, 2013 13:45:42 GMT -6
I love that I'm the northerner of the group and I'm the hillbilly. And don't knock Uncle Tater's pink lemonade moonshine til ya try it. Wasn't knocking it, giving full credit after your noodling accident. BTW, what is the plural of mongoose? Mongeese?
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Post by IamQuailman on Nov 14, 2013 13:45:56 GMT -6
I love that I'm the northerner of the group and I'm the hillbilly. And don't knock Uncle Tater's pink lemonade moonshine til ya try it. Wasn't knocking it, giving full credit after your noodling accident. BTW, what is the plural of mongoose? I think it's spelled F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-B-E-E-B-A-L-L
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Post by beeballoversohard on Nov 14, 2013 14:05:45 GMT -6
No no no that's wrong be an asshole! Spit on my grave. Maybe this was a job for RPF. He will have to carry on my legacy. Can you do that for me RPF? Fuck you then. Quit Trolling. I actually show one scrap of human emotion and this is what I get? Bullshit. That's all I smell is Bullshit. I actually figured it would take some drastic change in one of our lives (good or really bad) for one of the original GMs to step down. Should have known better. You are nothing but a fucking quitter. You heard me. Quitter. Good then, take your fucking blankey and go cry somewhere else cause apparently you can't take the heat from the real big boys around here. Even fucking Quail is constantly active despite being locked in a mental institution for repeated uncontrollable public masturbation. Do you see him quitting? No. Darth, poor Darth, battles every day with Tourette's syndrome not to mention has a little Lord Helmet on the way. Do you see him quitting? Fuck no. He appointed himself commish. And Conrad. My God, Conrad. Between having to milk his 3 legged goat and running his uncle Tater's pink lemonade flavored moonshine farm despite the fact that he lost both hands in a horrible noodling accident, it is a fucking miracle he can be with us. Did you know he can also play the banjo with his knubs? It's fucking incredible. He has to walk 8 miles thru hills filled with killer mongooses every day just to be able to get an internet connection so he can knub it out on his keyboard in an effort to put in his own joke of a depth chart. He used to have a guy that ran on a giant hamster wheel to provide electricity for his home but just got the news that slavery was abolished. So there went that. Do you see him quitting? He should, but dammit he won't. So all I have left to say is get off me bitch I'm impotent. In other words, you're too much of an ugly whiny bitch for me to fuck with. Deuces. Soundwave out. That better? Gooooood goooooood. My work is finished. You are in good hands now. Peace out league. Sound wave is the new (and improved) beeball
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Post by Inner_GI on Nov 14, 2013 14:08:59 GMT -6
Best day in sim league history.
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Post by J2 on Nov 14, 2013 14:27:40 GMT -6
Hey league, You all know me You all joke about me You all laugh at me Due to an unexpected turn of events(my team not winning the lotto), (oh no my laptop) I'm going to have to step down as owner of the Seattle Supersonics. I'll be selling the team for no less than Scott soul. Tray and Doug can suck my balls. Nola gets my first shout out greatest thing that happened to sim league. Loco, Contoy,78 eazy and Bo (here since the begining) were not flashy but understated and I respect you. JNR ohnoso coltsguy keep working. Gmessi use your words. CJ prej get mj a ring or gtfo. Sound, you're the man of the house now. Be a big boy and a huge asshole. Darth, innerRPF and all my other admirers. Be strong. Feel free to shit on my grave, just know ill be lurking for a while. What will you do without me? What will i do without you? Sim league forever! Wait.........WHERE THE HELL IS MY NAME MOFO? Is this because I'd always find a a better deal than what you were offering? Is that it? Huh? You still mad over the Zo trade train wreck? I'm one of the muthafuggin' originals, gosh darn it! Been here since Season 1 back at HR! We were division rivals! I let you draft Brandon Roy! I DESERVE TO BE NAMED TOO!
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