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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 12:26:25 GMT -6
EAZY: I like to think everyone for joining us for the 1st annual SLOESPY's awards. This is a celebration of the SLOE season and what's crazy is this show is hosted by 2 rivals. We decided to come together to do something fun teams and insult each other after the collaboration. So please don't take this personal. He representing the EAST and me the WEST. Last time some shit went down like this It didn't go well. Ask Sam Cassell he was there the day before he broke his leg. Check Out this clip from last year's the Source Awards when the West and East came together in the same place at the same time..... I can tell you none of that will happen during today's show. Speaking of a player with a name similar with the word today, How did that Todd Day trade work out for you Quail? I bet you can't wait to sign him to that max deal this off season. You know Quail has had the worst luck these past 2 season. Two successful tank jobs didn't work and when he actually try to win this season his team tanked. Speaking of tanks man there were some people out there tanking for this draft class and they would do anything get in on some of that action even going as far as sucking a dick for a 1st pick. Speaking of picks the Raptors have my first pick in this draft and for some reason my key players kept getting hurt even Tim Legler who I aquired via trade. His first Sim as a Spur he was injured. I think Soundwave must have his Sloe voodoo dolls at home or something because my season was fuck up with injuries. Hornets pick a fine time to become a playoff team. I thought that pick was gold but now its shit and watch he be a Lotto team next season. Balls surprisingly didn't Trape anyone this year. I was waiting for a Loy Vaught for Jason Kidd, Eddie Jones, 2 unprotected 1st and 10 points. I don't know how he does it he must tell people that the league will end in the year 2000 or hold them up at gunpoint in front their computer's. If you look up the word Trape Artist you will see this pic of him traping Elmo and smoking a cigarette after. I am proud to be apart of a well ran league thanks to the Best Comish of All-Time and model citizen "AD23forMVP." Nah but seriously this a great league to be a member of, Darth and company yall are doing a hell of a job with keeping this thing running strong. Congrats to all of the playoff teams and good luck in to pursuit of the Championship currently held by the Boston Celtics. Hope you guys enjoy this show. Before we present the 1st award here's a performance by a artist with the number hit from the "Dangerous Minds" soundtrack performing "Gangstas Paradise" COOLIO!!!!!
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 12:59:42 GMT -6
That was a great inspiring performance by Coolio. Give him a hand. I wish we had him perform before the season started maybe it would have inspired the Suns and Cavs to actually try to win games this year. Ok here to present the award for Best Comeback Player RPF
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 13:13:31 GMT -6
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 13:20:07 GMT -6
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 13:51:30 GMT -6
Welcome Back to the Show. Give it for Sam Cassell for winning Best Comeback Player.....hmm comeback judging from his acceptance gif he deserves the award. Ya know Cassell is one ugly ass person. He scared the shit out of coming up here to accept this award. I heard he's supposed to be cast in the movie Lord of the Ring as a Character name Gollum. Damn he's ugly. Ok now for the next award I will be Presenting the Thread of the Year Season. The nominees are: Quail - Hans and Franz Present... Most Improved Pumped Up Manly MenRPF - 1995 - 1996 Sim League All White Teamthesyndicate - 1995 First-Half Awards and Some Coors Lite Bold PredictionsBallSoHard - 1995-1996 All Disappointment TeamJNR - Pardon The Interruption: PBSL Preseason Edition
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 13:57:02 GMT -6
And the SLOESPY goes to....... Quail - Hans and Franz Present... Most Improved Pumped Up Manly Men Quail isn't online to accept so RPF will accept on his behalf
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 13:59:52 GMT -6
We will be back after this short commercial break.
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 14:06:35 GMT -6
Let's keep the awards moving, our next award is: Undeniable Performance SLOESPY Award and our nominees are Shawn Kemp vs Sonics - 45 points, 18 rebounds, 5 blocks & 2 assists pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box170-3.htmSteve Smith vs Blazers - 42 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists & 1 block pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box163-6.htmAlonzo Mourning vs Lakers - 34 points, 20 rebounds, 3 blocks & 1 assist pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box58-4.htmShaquille O'Neal vs Sonics - 32 points, 22 rebounds, 3 assists & 1 assist pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box100-8.htmDavid Robinson vs Bulls - 52 points, 11 rebounds, 6 blocks & 2 assists pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box51-8.htm
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 14:14:20 GMT -6
and the SLOESPY goes to..... Steve Smith vs Blazers and here performing their smash hit "I'll Be There For You" - The Rembrandts
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 14:31:09 GMT -6
Speaking Of being there for you (KOBE BRYANT) these team tanked their way to the Lotto. Here to present the NO-LIMT TANKER of the Year Award Lil Romeo and Master PEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Master P: Ugh!!!!!.........Uuuugh na na na!!!!!!! I like to think the SLOEPSY's for having me here and naming an award after my record company. These teams have rode the No Limit Tank all the way to the Lotto and Kobe Sweepstakes but there could be one winner. Lil Romeo: And the nominees are NOLA - KINGS INNER_GI - SUNS JHOW - BULLS HIRE NORM - CAVS -
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Post by thesyndicate on Aug 5, 2014 14:39:39 GMT -6
It's an honor to not be nominated.
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 14:41:36 GMT -6
Lil Romeo: And the award goes to.... Inner GI - SUNS
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 14:43:38 GMT -6
We will be back after this short break.
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 14:55:40 GMT -6
Best Game is our next category. We had a great season this year and it was tough to pick a winner. BEST GAMEPacers @ RaptorsStacy Augmon and Dee Brown led the charge for the Pacers but the Raptors had every starter in double digits to hold on to a 105-104 win. pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box134-3.htmMavericks @ WarriorsPenny, Miller and Barkley went into Oakland with one thing on their minds, the #1 seed but Kemp, Rice and Ceballos were ready for the challenge. In what might be considered a preview of the Western Conference Finals these two powerhouses went to battle and when the smoke cleared the Warriors came out on top 107-106. pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box169-3.htmCeltics @ WarriorsYou had the beast of the east vs Kemp and his posse. The Warriors were trying to be the team to end the STREAK but Mourning and Coleman were too much and the Celtics took this one with a 117-110 victory. pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box146-4.htmMavericks @ HawksWhat shouldn't have been much of a game because a classic but not for the reason the Mavericks want to remember. With 13 seconds in the game and trailing by 3 Anfernee Hardaway lead his team up the court and found an open Reggie Miller in the right wing....Reggie shoots.....IT'S GOOD...IT'S GOOD but wait what is this? Oh it was a 2 pointer, Hawks 120 - Mavericks 119. pbsl.ijbl.net/boxes/box137-7.htmThe SLOESPY goes to............
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 15:03:32 GMT -6
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 15:10:26 GMT -6
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 15:20:43 GMT -6
And the Winner for TRAPE of the Year is......... The JNR trape of the Jazz. Hold on who's this coming on stage it's Kanye West Kanye: hold up, hold up hold up. You know my man thesyndicate should have won this award. Everyone thought he was traped by tray but end up getting good a pick because the pistons haven't been the same since getting Houston. The only reason yall didn't give my man the award is because he traded the Pistons pick away. Yall wrong for that shit dude. He had the best trape. Eazy: Give me this damn Mic. We will be back.
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 15:37:06 GMT -6
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 15:45:28 GMT -6
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 15:48:51 GMT -6
And the Winner Is...... RPF's - Nola's B-Day party fight gif. There's only two awards remaining. And we will be back in a moment to present them.
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 15:55:14 GMT -6
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Post by rpf on Aug 5, 2014 16:03:06 GMT -6
Portland BlazersWith this game played on March 16th Blazers 3:16 said I just ended your streak who in the fuck saw that shit coming? sorry Conroy Congrats kucoach7
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Post by Bowser on Aug 5, 2014 16:05:35 GMT -6
Now it's time for the Last SLOESPY award... Team of the Year all of these teams had great seasons but could only be 1 winner and the nominees are... Conroy's - Celtics Darth's - Mavs BowtotheBill's - GS Warriors - Not1Not2Not3's - NY Knicks -
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