Post by NOLa. on Jul 2, 2014 20:21:22 GMT -6
NOLa.: *clears throat* We are proud to announce that we had another successful season in which we remained competitive throughout, and we look forward to competiting against the best of the West again. We will work tirelessly and with conviction to make another run at a division title and championship as we have year-in and year-out. We will...
*Some nerdy guy taps NOLa.'s ass, signaling that he is giving the wrong speech again*
NOLa.: Whoa, my bad. Let me pull up the league's official index real quick.
/me goes to pbsl.ijbl.net
NOLa.: Where the fuck is Karl Malone?
Background Voice: TRY TO WIN WITHOUT RELYING ON AN OP ALPHA!
NOLa.: GET THIS BANDWAGON LAKER FAN OUT OF HERE GOD DAMMIT!
BWLA Fan: SUCK MY DICK, YOU NO LEGIT PRESS CONFERENCE ASS!
NOLa.: GO TRAPE A REPEAT VICTIM, I GIVE YOU MY D+!
*There's a brief struggle with the raucous fan and the 1 security guard Sacramento PD could suffice. Luckily, the Lakers fan had little to no defense in protecting against the fury of punches.*
NOLa.: So while that was going on I took a look at the index. It seems we're re(tank)building and we won't be competitive this season unless a miracle happens or we overperform as usual. I don't see that happening so I'll talk a little about my recent activity. I'm taking some time off and the rebuilding couldn't have come at a perfect timing. We hope to be competing in the near future but we hope to continue to hedge on future assets and actually start to form a core with established young players.
We've shown signs of patience when needed, and action when necessary. The future is uncertain but opportunities are limitless going forward.
Thank you, and the floor is open for questions or needless banter.
All the best,
NOLa.
Tani "Azian" Budde
*Some nerdy guy taps NOLa.'s ass, signaling that he is giving the wrong speech again*
NOLa.: Whoa, my bad. Let me pull up the league's official index real quick.
/me goes to pbsl.ijbl.net
NOLa.: Where the fuck is Karl Malone?
Background Voice: TRY TO WIN WITHOUT RELYING ON AN OP ALPHA!
NOLa.: GET THIS BANDWAGON LAKER FAN OUT OF HERE GOD DAMMIT!
BWLA Fan: SUCK MY DICK, YOU NO LEGIT PRESS CONFERENCE ASS!
NOLa.: GO TRAPE A REPEAT VICTIM, I GIVE YOU MY D+!
*There's a brief struggle with the raucous fan and the 1 security guard Sacramento PD could suffice. Luckily, the Lakers fan had little to no defense in protecting against the fury of punches.*
NOLa.: So while that was going on I took a look at the index. It seems we're re(tank)building and we won't be competitive this season unless a miracle happens or we overperform as usual. I don't see that happening so I'll talk a little about my recent activity. I'm taking some time off and the rebuilding couldn't have come at a perfect timing. We hope to be competing in the near future but we hope to continue to hedge on future assets and actually start to form a core with established young players.
We've shown signs of patience when needed, and action when necessary. The future is uncertain but opportunities are limitless going forward.
Thank you, and the floor is open for questions or needless banter.
All the best,
NOLa.
Tani "Azian" Budde
