Ervin Johnson Picture Blog!

[JNR]

Hello my name is Ervin Johnson I am the center for the Minnesota Timberwolves the team told me they are launching this new thing called the worldwide web and they said would you like to be a part of our brand new website and I said what is a website. After they explained it to me they said I should talk about my favorite part of being a pro basketball player and how much I like Minnesota.


I like Minnesota it is very nice.


Since I have gotten a contract with the Timberwolves my life has changed in many ways and mostly for the better. I have gotten to travel to places I have never been after spending my whole life in the great state of Louisiana. Seeing snow was one of the craziest experiences of my life. Here’s a picture of me in the snow.




It’s cold!


Another great thing about playing basketball is that I go to so many different states and cities and get to eat food and see things that I wouldn’t see if I just worked in a grocery store of course I would see lots of food in a grocery store but that’s not exactly what I mean I think you know what I mean. For instance when we play the Lakers I get to hang out with stars like Jack Nicholson.




He was very nice.


We are on a playoff push right now which is great because last year we were pretty bad and I considered briefly quitting the NBA and moving to Canada to befriend actual wolves. I figured they would be easier to get along with than Maurice Cheeks he was very mean and kept calling me horseface. Real wolves and I would get along. I took a picture with a wolf at the zoo and he didn’t eat me.




Let’s teach him basketball!


I’m really excited to use this new technology to connect to my fans and I know this will be the start of a wonderful relationship. Go Minnesota!

[Nick Malone 77]

Well done Raby. I read this like he was Forest Gump's cousin.

[NOLa.]

Favorite media thread of the season

[IamQuailman]

AWARDED 2 POINTS! THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION!

[JNR]

Hello my friends it is me Ervin Not Magic Johnson back for the last time why do I say last time I say last time because I have been sadly traded. I found the news today that the Wolves who I dedicated my career to have shipped me to Utah to be a part of the Jazz. On the one hand it is an honor Michael Jordan is amazing and to be traded for him says a lot about my value on the other hand the Wolves suck and I hate them now.

But I feel obligated to post one more blog post for my fans who sent me tons of electronic mail which is called email nowadays isn’t that funny how we add an e on everything on the internet maybe we can call me E-Ervin ha ha ha ha ha. They tell me you can write lol when you want to laugh but to me ha ha ha ha ha sounds better because it’s the actual sound of laughing just like a cow goes moo and a dog goes meow.

Okay enough typing and now to what the fans want: pictures!

This week we went to New York and I got to see the City of Lights and Stuff which is what they call it there. I took a great picture with Lady Liberty. She’s as tall as I am!



I think I’d need a stepladder to get close to her. We lost but this was fun anyway.

Then we went to the magical world of VanMemphis. I don’t really know where that is, and I don’t think our pilot did either, because we got lost three times on the way there. We lost that one too. We’re not very good on the road.

Here’s a picture of me in VanMemphis!



I don’t know why people there have a vendetta against crazy people they must need to take sensitivity training.

Finally, this is the place I’m moving too. The city of angels Utah. I love Utah now I can’t wait to immerse myself in the culture and the people. I hear I have to be Mormon now I don’t really understand what it is but if everyone here is one than I want to be one too. I asked what I had to do to be Mormon and the president of Utah told me to take this picture.



Fitting in like always! I’m a chameleon.

Well I’m sure this will be my last blog because I’m going to Utah and I hear the Utah GM doesn’t make his players do anything except play basketball and we’ll barely do that. Me and Clyde are going to enjoy our time here but we enjoyed our team in Minnesota too and we thank the fans for being with us every step of the way thank you fans and thank you JNR for nothing I hate you you suck enjoy your MJ and choke on him.

Bye!

[DarthVegito]